That Fish Blog – Aquarium Advice and Information
Anyone who has spent much time around That Fish Place knows that one of the things we try to do is to not take ourselves too seriously, and to try and have a little fun with our work. So, in the spirit of having a little fun, here are some stupid fish jokes. (and please, if you have some of your own post them in a comment, and we can expand the list)
What did the trout say when it hit a wall?
Dam!
Why did the whale cross the road?
To get to the other tide.
Why didn’t the lobster share his toys with his friends?
He was too shellfish
Where do shellfish go to borrow money?
To the prawn broker!
What’s the difference between a fish and a piano?
You can’t tuna fish!
